CALL BUBBA FOR CHEAP CARPIT CLEANIN.
“Get Yur Carpit Cleaned CHEAP!”
“Get Yur Carpit Cleaned CHEAP!”
YOU GET: Carpet ruined for free. You get to wait all day and then find out Bubba’s not coming. You get a free wading pool inside your house!
Restrictions: You must first agree to an incredibly low price, then agree to sign your mortgage over to BUBBA first. Once this is accomplished, BUBBA will happily give you all the benefits listed above.
DISCLAIMER: If BUBBA’S rusty, leaking, smelly machine is not working at the time he shows up (if he actually shows up), that does not constitute a refund. You simply must wait until BUBBA’S machine is working for another appointment. BUBBA’s machine never works when you call for the second visit, so if the machine doesn’t work on the first appointment (generally depending on how much duct tape BUBBA has on him), then you can forget it. You will never get your mortgage back. Sorry, those are the rules in the world of BUBBA!
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Don’t fall for the “Bubba’s” of the world. Call us, we are a certified, professional company offering exceptional carpet cleaning. We offer free quotes and will treat you and your family with the respect that you deserve.
Quick and Clean Services, LLC
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